Co-founded WCR in 2008
Robotics & Automation Engineering Technologist
+12 years experience as Lely Service Engineer
Passionate collector of Betty Boop figurines

With WCR since 2012
Web Design & Marketing (sometimes)
Trained Avionics Technician
3-time Winner of Chicago's 'Best Grilled-Cheese Sandwich'

With WCR since 2021
Ghost-writer of MTV's Teen Choice Award winning novel 'Unicorn Stepmom'

With WCR since 2011
Over 18 years working in the dairy industry
Uncanny ability to determine a garment's thread count with only a glance

With WCR since 2026
Finds your lack of faith disturbing

With WCR since 2024
Degree in Mechanical Engineering
Doesn't believe in 'left-handed' people, whatever that means

With WCR since 2026
Founder and content-creator of the niche YouTube channel "Watching Fancy Trains with James"

With WCR since 2014
20+ years of dairy farm experience
12+ years of robotic milking service experience
Ironically suffers from Alloioseisiphobia

With WCR since 2018

​May or may not be a Secret Agent.

With WCR since 2025
Arch-nemesis of auto-correct systems everywhere

With WCR since the beginning
Grew up on a dairy farm
Likely the only reason Brian hasn't killed any of his staff yet

With WCR since 2012
Bachelor of Applied Science, Bio Resource Engineering Professional Engineer Certificate; 20+ years of automation industry experience
Wants you to get the hell off his lawn

With WCR since 2017
Degree in Farm Management Technologies from McGill
8 Years as a Dairy Adviser in the Ottawa Valley
Crippling fear of sideburns

With WCR since 2011
24 Years of Dairy Technician Experience
Electronic Engineering Technician
Proud director of 'ABBA Appreciation Association - BC Chapter

With WCR since 2024
Born and raised on a dairy farm
Once defended his 6th-grade class from a flock of crazed seagulls using only his Transformers lunchbox and a sharpened stick.

With WCR since 2024
Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest semi-finalist, 2016

With WCR since 2026
Spent 3 years studying chemistry in Prague searching for the perfect shampoo formula

With WCR since 2023
Briefly worked as an Amazonian river guide until being deported due to tax evasion

With WCR since 2023
15 Years of Administrative Experience
Co-author of radical environmental article 'Using near‐term forecasts and uncertainty partitioning to inform prediction of oligotrophic lake cyanobacterial density'

With WCR since 2025
Worked as an understudy for the Disney on Ice production of "Frozen" as the character "Sven" the reindeer

With WCR since unknown

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With WCR since 2020
Also known as 'Milky Mitch'
Famous in Japan as the beloved 'Uncle Smiley' in the 90's hit sitcom '愚かな帽子'

With WCR since 2022
Grew up on a local dairy farm
Award-winning author of "Laugh-Tracks: A Comprehensive Guide to 90's Sitcoms"

With WCR since 2019
Degree in Advanced Basket Weaving & Applied Pattern Science

With WCR since 2020
Voted 'Most Handsome Picaroon', 2016-2018

With WCR since 2025
Volunteers as a 'shadow puppet artist' in local senior centers on weekends

With WCR since 2026
As a distant descendant of failed explorer Sir John Franklin, determined to redeem his family name in the Americas

With WCR since 2025
Co-inventor of 'Sled Pants' (Patent no. 5,573,256)

With WCR since 2022
Administrative Assistant Diploma
Once performed stand-up comedy during the short-lived talk show "Brand X with Russell Brand"

With WCR since 2025
Appeared as a contestant on МайстерШеф in 2018, but was ultimately cut from the show for insulting a judge's height